ProudTortoise

Your name is DAKHEM UAID. (Or wait... is it?)



You tend to OBSESS OVER THINGS, sometimes for a weekend, sometimes for years. You sometimes grow depressed when obsessed with things that are significantly more awesome than REAL LIFE.

You like drawing with pens, but are PRETTY MEDIOCRE AT IT. You tend to find an art style and exhaust it before moving on. You would like to be able to draw on your computer, but GIMP, and your cheap graphic tablet, ANNOY YOU GREATLY. You wish you could draw characters or backgrounds, and try to practice them, but you GET FRUSTRATED QUICKLY. You also enjoy writing STRANGE POETRY as well as NARRATIVE POEMS about your favorite webcomics.

Scrod CLAM you love WEBCOMICS.
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You read over fifty of them and frequently check several of them. They tend to belong to the FANTASY genre, or sometimes the SCIENCE FICTION. Your favorite by far is a sadly underrated comic called UNSOUNDED, which is simply the BEST WEBCOMIC THERE IS. Your second favorite, as well as the most referenceable (you reference it ANNOYINGLY FREQUENTLY) is HOMESTUCK. (And it is quite possible that the funniest is SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF.)

You also have a penchant for ROLE PLAYING but often find it difficult to immerse yourself in a role due to your regrettable ANCHOR TO REALITY, or at least what remains of it. You READ INCESSANTLY in whatever idle time you have and like to THINK. You grow annoyed at yourself if this thinking is NOT CONSTRUCTIVE, which is ALMOST ALWAYS. You DAYDREAM a lot, which is not the same as thinking. You love LOUD WEATHER, especially STORMS with thunder and driving rain, but they are annoyingly infrequent where you live. You wish you could move to OREGON. You love music and your taste has been described as ECLECTIC (but not completely indiscriminate).



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Your God Tier title is KNIGHT OF SPACE. Your Strife Specibus is RAPIERKIND and your blood color is JADE.



Your favorite Homestuck characters are KARKAT, TEREZI, and DAVE. You admire their SUPERB PERSONALITIES. When it comes to CHARACTER, theirs are simply the best there are. You like KANAYA, JADE, NEPETA, ARADIA and MEENAH, too, because they AMUSE YOU or simply are cool. You hope that Karkat and Meenah become MATESPRITS: this is your OTP.

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